Tales Of The Absurd | Kaptiva creative

It's Christmas - I'm doomed

So I'm lugging the Christmas tree out of the basement and groaning at the thought of happily placing the baubles on all those lovely...

I Think I Wrote This In My Nightmares

So there are at least six plots that most American movies follow and one of them is called 'ultra-masculine action hero who just happens...

Losing It In Heathrow

At the beginning of my trip from Portugal to the US, I had decided to rename myself Olivia to alliterate with 'Organiser'. I had...

I Want To Return My Brain

I have a busy brain. 'That's a good thing' I hear you say because after all, aren't we all trying to 'out-busy' each other these days?...

It's a bird, it's a plane.......actually, yes - it's a plane

So my general persona could actually be summed as 'woman of steel'. Nothing is too great a challenge. Fake my way through an interview in...

Posso Falar Ingles?

We've been in Portugal now for almost 3 years and I can safely say that my husband has mastered his one and only sentence in Portuguese...

The Funny & Sometimes Not So Funny Side of Moving Abroad

When my husband and I first started to think about moving abroad, the images that floated freely through my mind were of hammocks, sandy...